An Open Letter To Patients About Health Care Reform

Dear Mr and Mrs,

I have let you know that as a patient you have to work in a new era of health care reform, so that you can face the evil that can be dealt with.

Do not eat too much or drink. Fast diets can also be illegal. Practice three, four and five times a day, even if it means having free time.

You do not have to say that you can not smoke. The government has data showing how fat, lazy and taxed you are with regard to the health system.

Your incompatibility endangers the fibers of our economy. Even the employer finds it and uses the calculator to determine the financial burden.

Now, in an unfortunate situation that a patient may be, it is necessary to integrate the symptoms with some simple rules.

However, do not show symptoms that are not related to federal protocols developed on the basis of comparable performance data.

This will ensure that doctors are faced with pay cuts, lawsuits, limited resources and contingency plans due to the lack of funds for cost-effective technology. What does the term "lepers" use for you?

Do not be afraid to fall into one of the areas considered as a comparative study of the effects and use all 153 quality assurance measures that you deem necessary.

According to the president, I will receive no money and receive exemplary treatment. I am also glad that the coordinator of the nurse will answer the call, see you at the hospital, answer all your questions and use the symptoms.

 Finally, economist and director of budget lawmaker Peter Peters Orsag believes he is my expert and will work on "improving productivity" and saving $ 110 billion in costs. Do you know how patriotic it is?

Also do not perform operations with risk of failure. In conclusion, the "complex patient" is the new letter from Scarlet and we are working to save even more.

Fortunately, thanks to the new nursing recommendations that we will have to follow, we will carefully inform you that you subscribe to one of several predefined containers for the "bundle" name.

Do not replace one or more diseases, because there is currently no way to deal with this situation. I suggest you choose the most unpleasant disease.

Unfortunately, in years of clinical practice, drug reactions have appeared to sensible patients, such as unexpected unexpected infections, rare diseases, and so on. I strongly recommend these schemes as we continue. It is better not to need long-term stays, respected patients or others.

We wish for the best when we advance in this exciting moment. If you have any questions, please contact your nurse coordinator. Because our computer systems simplify communication, each of them opens your message, plays a few sweet potatoes and appeals to you.

Stay healthy!